標題: FW: INTELLIGENT WORDS [打印本頁] 作者: Miracle 時間: 4-1-2008 09:22 PM 標題: FW: INTELLIGENT WORDS
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law
is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what
exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word.
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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"Hard work never killed anybody".
But why take the risk!
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
the more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know..
So.. why learn.
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