oney is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
金錢非萬能, 信用卡猶在.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物, 因為它們很好吃.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人;
每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個人都應該結婚, 畢竟, 快樂並不是生命的全部.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞, 他會硯A帶來很多不相關的親戚.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會導致意外, 車子後座的意外會”導致”小孩
Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.”
你的未來取決於你的夢想”, 所以趕快去睡覺吧.
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
書唸的越多, 知道的越多,
知道的越多, 忘記的越多,
忘記的越多, 知道的越少,
那麼又何必唸書呢?!
