標題: Typical Man during World Cup [打印本頁] 作者: Alanbert 時間: 26-6-2006 02:45 PM 標題: Typical Man during World Cup
A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and
asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to
him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in
their right mind would have a seat like this for the
World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event,?and
not use it?"
"Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first
World Cup Final we haven't been?to together since
we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative,
or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head.
"No. They're all at the funeral." 作者: nosesroh 時間: 26-6-2006 05:46 PM
